Homeland Security

Posted by batik bagoes

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:
  • Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
  • Transvestites 133
  • Hernias 1,485
  • Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
  • Enlarged Prostates 8,249
  • Breast Implants 59,350
  • Natural Blondes 3
Stolen from Phil of Phils Phun

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