She Said...She Meant

Posted by batik bagoes

A mans guide to what a woman is really saying:

I just need some space..... without you in it.

Do I look fat in this dress?... we haven't had a fight in a while.

No, Pizza is fine..... you cheap slob!

I just don't want a boyfriend right now.... I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

I don't know, what do you want to do?... I can't believe you have nothing planned.

Come here... my puppy does this, too.

I like you, but... I don't like you.

You never listen... You never listen.

I'll be ready in a minute... I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

Oh no, I'll pay for myself... I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.

Oh yes! Right there!... well, near there; I just want to get this over with.

I'm just going out with the girls... we're gonna make fun of you and your friends.

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