The Birthday Gift...

A fellow was talking to his buddy, and he said, �I don�t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I�m stumped.�

His buddy said, �I have an idea, why don�t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She�ll probably be thrilled!!!�

So the first fella did just that.

The next day his buddy asked, �Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?�

�She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling - I�ll see you in two hours!!!�