Understanding

A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months.

He passed the physical examination; then came the oral exam to test his ability to act quickly and wisely in an emergency.

Among other questions he was asked, �What would you do to disperse a frenzied crowd?�

He thought for a moment and then replied, �I would take up a collection."

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun