Mandy's Diary

DEAR DIARY � DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship � all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.

Our local Red Hat chapter � The Late Bloomers decided on this �all-girls� trip. It will be my first one, � and I can�t wait!

DEAR DIARY � DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today � seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY � DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY � DAY 4

Won $500.00 in the ship�s casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY � DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.

Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship� I was shocked.

DEAR DIARY � DAY 6

Today I saved 2600 lives.

Twice!

Stolen from: Steve of bethere2day