The Rabbi

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A man goes to see the Rabbi. �Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.�

The Rabbi asked, �What�s wrong?�

The man replied, �My wife is poisoning me.�

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, �How can that be?�

The man then pleads, �I�m telling you, I�m certain she�s poisoning me, what should I do?�

The Rabbi then offers, �Let me talk to her, I�ll see what I can find out and I�ll let you know.�

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, �I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?�

The man said yes and the Rabbi replied, �Take the poison.�

Stolen from: Stevebethere of Bethere2day

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