Lessons

My kids taught me...

• Picking your nose when no one else is looking is still picking your nose.


• Just keep banging until someone opens the door.


• Making your bed is a waste of time.


• There is no good reason why clothes have to match.


• Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.


• If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't either.


• Toads aren't ugly, they're just toads.


• Don't pop someone else's bubble.


• You work so hard peddling up the hill that you hate to brake on the way down.


• If you stand on tiptoe to be measured this year, you'll have to stand on tiptoe for the rest of your life.


• You can't ask to start over just because you're losing the game.


• Chasing the cat is more fun than catching it.

Stolen from: Phil of Phils Phun
Photograph: Desktop Wallpapers