Murphy's Law

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to go to the rest room.


2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.


3. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.


4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.


5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.


6. Guy's Variation Rider - If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
   


7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.


8. Decree of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. This is also the case if you are female and you have gone out with no makeup and wearing your worst clothes.


9. Murphy's Office Law - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
   


10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.