Retirement Years

Posted by batik bagoes

At a dinner party thrown in former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien's honor, a man turned to Madame Chretien and said, "Your husband has been such a busy public figure for so long, retirement must seem very quiet in comparison. Madame Chretien, what have you most looked forward to in these retirement years?"

"A penis", she replied.

A hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her, but no one knew what to say.

Mr. Chretien gently leaned over to his wife and whispered, "Aline ... in Hinglish, dey pronounce it ... 'appiness."

Hat tip: Frank of Foxxfyrre's Honk'n'Holl'r

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