Christmas

A married couple had been out Christmas shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had 'disappeared.' The somewhat irate spouse called her mate�s cell phone and demanded: "Where the hell are you!?"

The husband said, 'Darling - do you remember that jewelery shop where you saw that diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it? I didn't have money to buy it for you then, but I told you, sweetheart, one day that necklace will be yours.'

The wife, blushing and with a smile replied, 'Yes, my darling! I remember that day!'

To which the husband said, 'Well, I'm in the bar next to that shop.'

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun