Stupid People

Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you want to express how stupid they really are and here's how...

• An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.


• As smart as bait.


• Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.


• Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.


• Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.


• Forgot to pay his brain bill.


• His belt doesn't go through all the loops.


• If he had another brain, it would be lonely.


• Missing a few buttons on his remote control.


• Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.


• Receiver is off the hook.


• Surfing in Nebraska.


• An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.


• A few beers short of a six-pack.


• A few peas short of a casserole.


• The cheese slid off his cracker.


• Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.


• Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.


• He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.


• Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.