Men are Happier

Why Men are Happier than Women

1. We keep our last name.


2. The garage is all ours.


3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.


4. Chocolate is just another snack.


5. We can be president.


6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.


7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.


8. The world is our urinal.


9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.


10. Same work, more pay.


11. Wrinkles add character.


12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.


13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.


14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.


15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.


16. One mood, ALL the time.


17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.