The Blonde

A man met a beautiful blonde woman and decided he wanted to marry her right away.

She said, �But we don�t know anything about each other..�

He said, �That�s all right, we�ll learn about each other as we go along.�

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel.

She said, �That was incredible!�

He said, �I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we�d learn more about each other as we went along.�

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths. After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.

He said, �That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?�

�No,� she said, �I was a hooker in Pittsburgh and I worked both sides of the River.�

Stolen from: Spicybugz of Spicybugz World