Smart A$$

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store..As yet, the store wasn�t ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, �I bet any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we�re selling.�

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, �What are you sellin� here?�

One of the men replied sarcastically, �We�re selling a$$holes.�

Without skipping a beat the old timer said, �Must be doing well�Only two left.�

Stolen from: Steve of bethere2day